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How Can I Help?
If you’re a bit thick and don’t know how
to help yourself or If you’re a pompous wanker
and don’t want to get your hands dirty unless
if it’s dirty money...
If you just don’t know how to get something/anything
done...
Call Bill Zunic for assistance.
Bill has spent his entire life getting things done
while observing many others just talk about it.
For instance… … if you’re an angry
bitch and finding it hard to attract a wedding photographer…
Call Bill’s Stills for all your photographic
needs… Bill will get the job done no matter how
much shit you give him… ”Bitch”.
Or… if you need some product shots for your website
but are retarded by stupidity and don’t know how
to shine a torch at the product or when to press the
button on the camera… call Bill’s Stills
you idiot… Bill has a whole bunch of bright flash
strobes he can shine at your worthless product. And
his cameras have a large button easy for Bill to find.
If you need someone to help you ‘spin doctor’
any situation… once again call Bullshit Bill and
you’ll be feelin’ slick before you know
it.
Bill has been around for ages and learnt from all the
mistakes and failures by now. With all of Bills ‘hands
on’ experience you couldn’t be in better
hands.
Trust Bill.
Bill can help, unlike all the dickheads, pooftah’s
and gronks out there yuppying around in their shiny
girly ‘beemers’ drinking café latte.
Get it done! Call Bill.
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